iranian persian cock

Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.

No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.

Iranian persian cock.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

iranian bathbomb

when inside the bathtub with your lady, you simply shit the bath. A pleasant experience for all included.

Last Friday Brian gave tiffany an Iranian bathbomb! The whole tub was brown!

by Dane Gleesak March 7, 2017

Iranian

Terrorist

Runn away. There is a iranian there

by Not a Minh Tri January 18, 2018

iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.

My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.

by SidewaysHammer January 17, 2017

Irate Iranian

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.

Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Iranian Rial Cock

The number of United States Dollars 1 Iranian Rial is equal to in inches.
For example, at the time of making this, 1 Iranian Rial is equal to 0.000024 USD, which means that the cock is 0.000024 inches.

Aock: i have depression
Kael: stfu your name is Aock you have the Iranian Rial Cock

by æaææææ December 22, 2023

iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them

Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024