hank

guy from madness combat

grunt 1: hey is that fucking hank
grunt 2: oh we're fucked
grunt 1: yea

by wimessir March 31, 2021

The Hank

A German definition for fucking something up or being in a bad situation

Der Hank ist ein schlechter Ort an dem man sich nicht befinden möchte dies wird dann Im übertragenen Sinne bei der Redewendung I'm Hank sein verwendet. (The Hank is a bad place that you don't want to be in. This is used figuratively in the phrase I'm in the Hank.)

Beispiel
Meine Mom hat mein weed Gefunden bin jetzt so Im Hank (My mom found my weed now I'm so in the Hank)

by levRaptor September 28, 2023

hank

to mean you are hungry. hank marvin=starvin. get it?

I need to have some lunch 'cos i'm hank!

by kayt October 18, 2004

hank

very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.

mia khalifa: omg u know hank?

lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.

vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!

by hermandochavez2001 November 30, 2020

Hanking

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

by Fruit loop February 17, 2019

hank

The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.

Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.

by redsubdave December 13, 2010

hank

a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels

hank is a person who has gerbils up his bum

by wanktissue February 8, 2010