Handi-Capable

A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.

Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.

by Stefuunee STFU! July 11, 2009

highway handy

A handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. Best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.

We did not have anything to do for the 5 hour drive home, so I convinced my girl to give me a highway handy. It killed some time, but now we have to clean the steering wheel.

by Raptor1 January 30, 2007

self handy

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

by T Rex February 4, 2008

Slam Handy

When Slam Allen gets a hand job on stage.

“Yo man, you see Slam get his cock pulled on stage?”
“hell yeah, shits a Slam Handy"

by MaximusNY May 27, 2017

Handy Manny

a hand job

Heather gave me a crazy handy manny at the party last weekend.

by Hexi656 November 4, 2008

Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.

Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.

by 1501 December 5, 2010

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009