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Grasshopper

A very big pick me. This girl is a big hoe, has too many boyfriends and is just plain rude. They think everybody likes them but in reality they are hated. Their name is probably unique and they think they are better than everybody. They have only ugly boyfriends because they are too ugly for a normal one, but somehow think the boyfriend is hot.
"Yo dude, don't date her. Shes a complete grasshopper."
by BigFatPickle November 8, 2023
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Grasshopper

Slang for men's genitalia or penis.
Hey man! You got a packin' grasshopper!
by Golftiger21 December 30, 2023
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Grasshopper

Pat:Ella is such a Grasshopper

Jack: I know
by Squirt_69 September 22, 2021
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Grasshopper

A man that creates wealth
by BigMetropolis December 18, 2021
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Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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Magic Grasshopper

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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Grasshopper

Grasshopper refers to someone who changes their viewpoint or opinion depending on who they are around at the time. This term comes from at latest the early 1900s. The reference is to the animal as they hop around to different positions on a topic based on who they're near.
- Bob is a big fan of freedom of movement when he's out protesting against the need for Visas.

- Bob is a loud supporter of tight immigration control when he's with his Republican friends.
- In polite society Bob is referred to as a Grasshopper.
by OhMartin January 20, 2025
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