Gage

One who always ditches out on social events (such as parties or hanging out with girls) and would rather spend their time playing video games in their room or beating off in the dark.

That bitch totally wanted your balls, but you were being such a gage that you pussied out!

by Durp Narf Durp October 22, 2011

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Gage

That kid who is obsessed with Hitler and WWll. He is usually always getting his way in things and also always wanting dictatorship in things.

"You know what a Gage is?"

by Noodle_boy69 November 19, 2019

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A guy who fucks with your mind. Doesn't care about anyone else's feelings, or who he hurts. Very self centered. Dont leave him with a camera. Super selffie taker. Likes to be complemented and loves talking about him self. Loves to show off. Doesn't appologize, and is very much scared of the truth. Fat.

Bettie: can you please hold my camera for me

Gage: sure
Bettie gets phone back
Bettie: hey! Why is my phone fall of selffies! Ew.

by Funny. October 18, 2011

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