glob

a book monster

man 1; are you the gobgolabglabglabgobgolabglabglab???

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by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020

glob

Like a Blob....but worse.

He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.

by JRodFilms January 28, 2021

Juice glob

Glob can mean anything and everything but is mostly funny in a sexual since specifically when you replace it with the butt,or,ass,or butt hole.

Man she was flossing her juice glob on my marklark all nite it was so hot.

by Funkymasterballzdeep October 15, 2025

Glob World

An out of bounds area in video games. I.e. Skyrim's Whiterun

"This is it boys, we've entered Glob World."

by Zebraiscool12 November 30, 2025

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis

Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets

by Gooba13 May 21, 2023

goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet

boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*

by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023