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Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.
That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.
by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019
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Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.
You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.
by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017
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Freightful

The statement had freightful meaning.
(Excuse my using of the worst use of this word!!! That freightliner is very freightful.)
by Fricky-Fresh September 2, 2020
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Heavy Freight

A teen with an awesome boob endowment.

More so when coupled with slim hips and legs.

See also Yulia Nova the Russian Big Boob starlette
Man One: (noticing a well filled T) Betcha don't get many of them to the pound.

Man Two: Nah! Such big breathes and only 16.

Man One: yeah, some real heavy freight under there
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
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Freight Cuck

One who prefers slaving at a job rather than having fun with friends. Usually a Dallas cowboy fan, enjoys larger women.
Is Jeff coming out this weekend?

No he choose to work overtime all weekend, what a freight cuck.
by Randys greezy cheeseburger gut December 14, 2018
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Harbor freighting

When a harbor freight tool starts to break because you used it more than twice.
Yo my tool is harbor freighting it's bent at a 90 degree angle.
by anonymous April 1, 2023
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