If you know a Finlay I wish luck, Finlay's tend to be full of scorn and bad juju. Finlay's are usually above average height, however, this is compensation for a below-average member. Often found on a couch, usually not up to much, they are extremely unmotivated. Don't let his high EQ fool you there is often dangerous/predatorial thoughts going across his mind. Even with all his nasty tendencies, you won't find a better friend than a Finlay.
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Get the Finlay mug.Finlay is the hottest person ever with the best personality. He is a bit fruity, but him and someone (a girl) who's name starts with I will always be the best ship.
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Get the Finlay mug.A guy that will seem like he has a genuine heart. Always manages to makes everyone laughs. Really is the life of the party.
Still he will decide to treat you like SHIT once you need his help in return after YEARS of CONSTANTLY helping him. Unintentionally ofc. Because he never appreciates what you sacrificed for him in the first place. He’s too caught up in his shit to be a good friend. Once you can’t play supporter for him all the time… he’s gone. You could have spared all your time, energy and well being if you had let him jump that day.
The guy with the „good“ heart, your Childhood and Best friend, was never there to catch you.
Still he will decide to treat you like SHIT once you need his help in return after YEARS of CONSTANTLY helping him. Unintentionally ofc. Because he never appreciates what you sacrificed for him in the first place. He’s too caught up in his shit to be a good friend. Once you can’t play supporter for him all the time… he’s gone. You could have spared all your time, energy and well being if you had let him jump that day.
The guy with the „good“ heart, your Childhood and Best friend, was never there to catch you.
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Get the Finlay mug.Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
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