hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023

Eyeball Fucking

To stare at someone in a way that makes it seem like you want to fuck.

Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is eyeball fucking you.
Guy 2: damn she fine too

by xXsadboiXx June 16, 2018

eyeball-skinner

Obvious...no doubt something that is so simple it will blow the skin off your eyeball.

Fred: Hey Charlie it looks like its about to rain.
Charlie: NO! "eyeball-skinner" Fred!

by altruisticlyinclined October 15, 2009

eyeball fucked

when a person walks past you and imagens fucking you. he is looking you up and down with his eyes.

your a hot girl and some boy passes you and thinks of you naked in bed with him. with his eyes he is looking at your body and fucking you. you now have just been eyeball fucked

by valie December 12, 2007

eyeball sex

to have a finger protrude in an others eyeball vigorously

jackie- do you want it harder?
jasmine- no man, im tender eyeballed. DUH!

by hobokid119 August 30, 2005

eyeball soup

A sexual practice in which a group of gay men all cum into a bowl and dip their their sack into the bowl, bathing their balls with the sperm.

Dan: "Mike, did you hear about that frat that did an eyeball soup last friday?"

Mike: "I was there."

Dan: "Oh god."

Mike: "I know."

by TheBirdOfTheSun November 24, 2013

eyeball aids

eyeball aids is when something is SO bad it feels like you've been fucked in the eyeballs by a person with AIDS. Then giving you aids whenever you have to look at something.

"bro that shit you made me watch literally gave me eyeball aids."

by apkibum November 13, 2019