Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Doofus

Someone who is extremely intelligent and good looking. Usually referring to someone named “Nicholas” and not “Jessica”.

Nicholas is a doofus, jessica is the opposite of a doofus.

by Ahaidbdidnf May 4, 2022

Doofus

A very uninteligent person, like karel

Karel is a doofus becuase he messed up

by Karel Har May 25, 2022

Doofus

See Quig for full definition.

“What does it say for Doofus? *Points at Quig*”

by Mr T Roll March 12, 2022

doofus malibu

Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them

Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him

by Thank God For Police March 17, 2022

Doofus

Eyan Flores

Eyan Flores is a doofus

by Ehfdis cool February 2, 2022

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021