If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.
"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.
by felex December 12, 2022
Get the climate-paralyzed mug.A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our godless understanding of climate change
When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.
by Sexydimma September 4, 2023
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I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.
by Sexydimma September 7, 2023
Get the Climate dysphoria mug.When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020
Get the Car Climate Paradox mug.Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.
by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022
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Get the Climate mug.Someone who tries to show their intelligence by saying current climate, instead of 'currently' or 'at the moment' . Also normally used way too many times within a conversation.
Gerald wants to sell his house, it is massively over priced but in the current climate everyone needs a house to live in. Current climate, current climate.
by Dirtyracoonpanda10 September 22, 2022
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