chesticles

Name for old, wrinkly boobs when they start sagging from the nipple, looking like two nasty drooping testicles.

Her chesticles fell out of her nightgown and began oozing towards the ground like egg-whites dripping down a cracked raw egg shell.

by Elinosaurus July 1, 2009

chesticles

The boobs of a dykie masculine bitch like Jodie Foster, or Rosie o Donnel

Feminists dont have tits they have chesticles

by Themi Theodos June 17, 2009

chesticle

A word used to describe someone who normally has very small breasts, but is able to create cleavage using a foreign object (i.e.-Julia Roberts in "Erin Brockovich").

Dude, her chesticles were quite a surprise, I must say.

by Kathy Dougherty May 16, 2004

chesticles

a grosser more masculine word for "boobs"

oh my god. amy has HUGE chesticles!!! what is she a double d??!?!?!

by babyygurrl January 16, 2010

chesticles

what the guys go crazy for. come in many different sizes. needed to be in the chestfest.
rarely ever seen on a male body.

The girls chesticles were exposed to everybody when her bathing suit came off in the wave pool of typhoon lagoon.

That girl has decent chesticles...she can join the chestfest.

by chestqueen May 24, 2009

chesticles

someone's testicles that are placed on their chest.

John massaged his chesticles

by tombl December 24, 2009

chesticles

n.
The term for the nipples of a man that likes having them sucked or played with.

He could almost reach an orgasm when his chesticles were stimulated.

by Stinkindarnbabies May 16, 2011