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calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.
Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting
by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021
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Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
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Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?
by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021
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Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.
That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.
by Gonads77 February 21, 2025
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