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Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.
Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.
by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021
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Celery

Common slang for girls for referring to even they are on their period.
“Sis I be eating celery, got anything?”
by {[Amelia}] June 9, 2022
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Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)
Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE
by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021
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Bronze Celery

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery
by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021
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national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!
"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"
by scruffrry June 5, 2021
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Celery

the most powerful and best roblox executor on the UWP client!!!!
Johnny uses Electron. Don’t be like Johnny. Use celery
by celerlover239 May 21, 2023
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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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