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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags November 27, 2011
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blogger street cred

Short for "web logger street credibility"

1. The amount of respect you have gained from other members of your blogging community (generally a subcommunity of the overall blogger community, such as "video game bloggers")

2. A term used sarcastically because people who blog do so on the internet, which is widely regarded as the least credible source for information apart from televised news.
That dude totally lost some blogger street cred when he decided to post his views on violence in gaming, which every other video game blogger disagreed with.
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Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008
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blogger daddy

the person. man or woman. whom usually has a blog of their own. and convinces you to create 1 for yourself.
charlie suggested i create a blog of my own and in doing so became my blogger daddy.
by about a boy November 19, 2007
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bloggered

Hosed or broken in a way that puts fixing it out of reach. The web-app equivalent of BSOD.

Several commercial blogging services have components that crash regularly. When a crash happens, users are left at the mercy of the service providers, sometimes for hours or days. Nothing is end-user servicable, and vendors typically don't offer support state, so all a service customer can do is sit back, rage impotently, and hope enough functionality remains to tell users 'that feature is currently bloggered'.
Comments on the site are bloggered...

The permanent links to those archives have gotten bloggered, and since I'd...

Hey Mercury23, republishing the entire site usually works for me in fixing bloggered links...

Link seems to be bloggered a bit...
by d2 at 43rdstateblues March 26, 2008
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battle blogger

Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.
Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.
by Noval1th June 5, 2017
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Mommy blogger

A cult sect (dX) that holds abusers, pedofiles and child abusers accountable for their actions. Advocates for children and victims.
Mommy bloggers are doing the Lord’s work.
by happyhooligan November 17, 2021
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