Brazilian Smoothie

Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.

Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.

"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."

by fukmefukyou March 9, 2014

brazilian brewery

When you insert a funnel into a woman's vagina and pour an alcoholic beverage of your choice into the funnel, and you proceed to have her pee the booze back into your mouth.

Me and my girlfriend were pretty drunk last night and we used the last of our whiskey to make a Brazilian Brewery.

by Anal-devastator June 16, 2014

brazilian stew

When a man sharts diarrhea into a woman's mouth then proceeds to ejaculate in the same mouth, without disruppting the diarrhea, and finally stirs the substance with his penis

Let's try the Brazilian Stew tonight, I'll try not to get it on your hair this time.

by Hubert Kumberdale November 5, 2014

Brazilian Shitzu

When having sex and the opposite partner takes a break to poop on the floor, like a dog, and then resume sex.

Dude last night my girl Brazilian Shitzu'd!

by eskimos696@ December 4, 2016

brazilian starfish

A style of pubic hair removal of the butthole region using wax and hot peppers, traditionally using the Brazilian starfish pepper.

"Hey becky I heard Jennifer got a Brazilian starfish for spring break, her butthole is still on fire"

by evvdogg May 11, 2018

Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.

"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."

by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012

Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".

John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023