A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves
(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.
by topturkey September 12, 2022
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The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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I wanted to fuck my best friends sister but she wasn't here so I had sex with some chick And pretend it was her; Face Fuck
by Isabella12345Jolie May 4, 2022
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