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a man's best friend
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pee and poo on the floor
a man's best friend
fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die
my dog will eat me when I die
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My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog
by aqua bandit August 19, 2024
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Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
"the deadbeat dog -(DD) came home with lipstick on his neck the day I was due to give birth to our son, and couldn't come up with a better story than"what do U mean??... Like a deadbeat dog he is..
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