Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism

u are Big Tard

by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018

cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.

Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!

by aogm March 16, 2017

tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.

Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.

by cyberfazed February 1, 2018

Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012