Athena Tan

Eats Pets

Yo, you hear about that new chick Athena Tan?

Nah, why?

She ate Connors dog man...

by MF_ZIGGY November 20, 2023

Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them

Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned

by Repur505 December 24, 2023

convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.

"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".

by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023

Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024

Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.

Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.

by Leatherback February 1, 2024

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023