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Quality of Life Scale

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.
by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022
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pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.
by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023
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Hotness Scale

Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.

Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy

Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude

- Having lots of sex partners
That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.

That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
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Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
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SCALED FOREVER!

The act of helping individuals and businesses of all sizes grow by 1) inspiring and enabling them to achieve their ambition and full potential 2) being the #1 growth driver for GCS in APAC 3) learning and having fun together
Rebecca: Wow they did it! the SEA Scaled team is now the biggest driver of our business! And look at all these impactful customer stories from the businesses that they've transformed!

Sharon: Told ya so, Rebecca! And they make it look easy - what a fun bunch!

Dom: SCALED FOREVER!
by Scaled transformer November 28, 2021
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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
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JR's Scale

JR's Scale states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a piercing = to the eye grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said piercing.
I'd rank them 11/10 on my JR's Scale, because they're so cute to look at!
by waittillmyshitlocup May 12, 2022
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