Random

Basically anyone who thinks they is tough butting in to your conversation or argument and brining up their problems even though nobody knows who they are.

Girl 1: girl what that made no sense, just stop talking, everything you say is stupid

Girl 2: Girl who is you talking too?
Random: she was talking to you dumb whxre.
Girl 1 & 2: who are you, random..

by GhettoSpreadBAHAHAH September 5, 2022

Random

What you are looking at

"Bob is random"

by Ayaan 90 September 13, 2022

Random

The name of like 100 people like me whos name is Random

'Hey Random how's it going

by Randomsnz November 1, 2022

Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance

Abby chose a marker at random.

by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022

Random

The one person who asks what's wrong and explicitly doesn't wanna hear it at the same time, and then thinks you're a drama whore for answering their question.

1: Did you see what Random said to me?
2: You mean that guy who thinks being neutral fixes everything?
1: Yeah, he told me to sort out our shit and that we both need to stop treating him like our therapist

by TotallyWasntMe January 1, 2022

Random

Jules

hey dat is random

by LePossum January 1, 2022