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Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)
old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!
by ZACH December 22, 2003
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wind in your leg

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle
the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.
by y-a June 7, 2001
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Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart
Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds
by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020
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wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
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Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.
by sherwinre December 26, 2020
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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