Muff Puff

When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.

Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.

by Xhaxtah July 26, 2019

ground puff

Alternative saying of weed / marijuana

Broski: Ayeee bro wanna get like fuckeddd upppp
Homie: Yea bro lets hit some ground puff

by DaffyDuckler April 9, 2019

boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

by Musky2248 November 30, 2019

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 5, 2019

Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

Puff Fluff

When a woman gives a man a hand job while eating a bag of cheese puffs and then she sucks all the cheese dust off of his penis.

I was watching NetFlix with my girlfriend when she puff fluffed me. Her kisses tasted like dick cheese the rest of the night.

by Casu-Al September 26, 2019