soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “i’m so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

Trump Posting

the large and unavoidable influx of Trump-related shitposting. It began as those in favor of him, but now it's devolved into slapdashing half-assed definitions together and dumping them into Urban Dictionary and other sites in a vain attempt to cash in on the Trump Hate Train; An absence of creativity

Well, I wanted to discover funny words and phrases on Urban Dictionary, but all I found was mentions of tiny hands and orange men. It appears that the Trump Posting is in full swing.

by Not Original January 25, 2017

n posting

Similar to shitposting but explicitly using black people or racist memes.

Jim you better stop n posting pictures of Nelson Mandela's 13 inch dark dong in my wife's ass before I beat your dick off.

by Nig took my KFC December 23, 2020

Post-Pwned

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011

phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.

A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.

by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005

post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.

In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.

by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008

Lamp-post

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 17, 2011