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Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
by Jyds December 30, 2022
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Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.
This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!
by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023
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Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
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phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
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Phantom Frebble

CHUBBY, NOT FAT
PHANTOM FREBBLE IS FLOOF AND CHUB
by MYNAMEJEFFFF July 25, 2017
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The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

A top down 3D zelda game for the Nintendo DS with a dumb temple called Temple of the ocean king where after every other temple you clear you go back to the temple of the ocean king did i mention you use the DS touch screen to play so gay. its only saving grace is the fact that it is a direct sequel to the Wind Waker, and there a patch version to unlock the dpad.
man that ocean king from Zelda: Phantom Hourglass sure is gay
by Dangboi444 October 16, 2018
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