Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
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Get the Nepo Baby Politics mug.I mean.... if by “politics” you mean “not being manipulated” and “not allowing people to get things they don’t deserve” then, yeah, that’s exactly what he did. I (on the other hand) have been transgressed against. I have been failed by a system that has rendered me irrelevant, 98% of my family. I don’t need to let you do this to me. I’m doing it out of the kindness of my heart. And you’re exploiting that kindness. Because that’s what you’re like. All of you.
Hym “If actions are more important than words, why are you doing the thing you’re doing? I don’t even really need to act. I’ve already proven I can contribute substantially to the world from the comfort of my own home and if I wasn’t being publicly and blatantly exploited. And that’s what this is about. You, imposing you Protestant work ethic philosophy on me and by extension anyone who isn’t one of your fuck trophies and/or dicking down your daughters. It’s about being God unto Pharaoh. That’s the reality of your politics. ‘The government can’t be the final arbiter of morality... because it should be my church.... and because I can’t think and have be raised to accept the propositional ethic... I am an avatar of the propositional ethic... therefore, the final arbiter of morality is me.... me, me, me...’ and this is the problem with all religion (secular and Theistic religions alike). It’s just narcissism with more steps.”
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Get the Political mole mug.Political Correctness is bullshit, just like so many other things are, some of which have nothing do with Politics or Sports, but it seems to be mostly those things, especially Politics.
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