non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

Mormons are great sources for psuedo-swears. Check out my site for more fake swearing.
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by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008

non fart day

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.

"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".

by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008

Non OCD-Ness

Someone who doesn't have OCD.

Hisao's Sister does not suffer from Non OCD-Ness

by LFJohnson December 10, 2012

non bad persons

A motto some Discord moderators use.

non bad persons in this server please

by TCAGM September 28, 2021

lesbian/non-bi

Someone who is Lesbian and Non-binary

Girl 1: Hey aren't you Lesbian/Non-Bi?
You: Yeah
Girl 2: I told you so

by Lunarocks124 October 26, 2022

Non-polar opposite

Perfect match for someone or something

“Patrick and Jessica are such non-polar opposites!”

“What does that mean?”

“Look it up on urban dictionary you fucking dumbass.”

by Marcelo Gaines May 30, 2022

Non conformist jew

A white American jew who is neither a Democrat ,a liberal or a libertarian

When jewxit will finally come, you will understand what a non conformist jew is.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021