NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)

megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3

by professionalsimp December 5, 2020

Call Nieon Month

A month where nieon keeps called because it's call Nieon month

I will call Nieon for 16 times because is the 16th day of Call Nieon Month

by Wanderer3600 December 8, 2020

National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.

Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!

by treythekidd December 9, 2020

Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

"I will punch during Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969!"

by anonymous December 10, 2020

18 month

it's 5 fucking years 🥰

i want 18 months off from school

by manar-directioner December 31, 2020

Demolish a weeb month

One will chose a month and find a weeb that the person is friends with, or that they know and roast the shit out of them.

You: Hey! Its demolish a weeb month!
Weeb: huh?
You: Yeah! Your build like a fucking pear my guy! Because you probably sit on your ass all day watching anime!

by LB Delirious January 1, 2021