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Fira: You should chose: me or Maria
Batman: I told u I choose you
*maria comes into the room*
Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her
Maria: *smiles*
Batman: I told u I choose you
*maria comes into the room*
Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her
Maria: *smiles*
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maria will suck you into the black holes behind her eyes and you’ll be introduced to the universe inside of her mind. she’s breathtakingly beautiful. in a way that i cannot explain… when you look at her it’s almost as if your eyes have been kissed by sunflowers. her smile beams like sun rays. and she always looks lovely. her mind is uniquely chaotic and sometimes can’t catch up with her words. when she loves someone, she doesn’t stop. maria loves to eat and really enjoys boba (as long as it isn’t sweet). she’s someone that doesn’t deserve the life she has because she deserves so much more. her goal is always changing. that’s the beauty of maria- her mystery. she’s unpredictable. and although she’s different, you will never be loved the way maria loves you.
by thegirlwhowillneverloveagain August 6, 2022
Get the maria mug.A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
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