Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's

"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."

by ma11en April 9, 2023

McDonald’s

A fast food joint that makes me want to throw up every single goddamn time:) (IM TALKING TO YOU HOT N’ SPICY!)
But it’s delicious. But not as delicious as Truland Burgers And Greens. oh yeah let me get inside you turkey burger😩😩
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WHERE IS MY FUCKING BIG MAC CASSANDRA?! I WANT IT NOW. McDonald’s AINT SHIT

by Yooo*☆♪ April 10, 2023

McDonald's Biggest Fan

known as mcdonaldsbiggestfan1 on tiktok, he is mcdonald's biggest fan in every way shape and form.

OMG i just met mcdonald's biggest fan!

by coochieman006 April 19, 2023

McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024