kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”

“Do you know Kelly Robertson”

“yeah I slept in her bed last night”

by inthecell123 September 17, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.

"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."

by brewwarrior September 26, 2019

Kellie

So sexy,sound out,so kind she will buy ye apple juice and keep ye entertained at religon

That kellie one is so sound

by Ohh ye her October 15, 2019

Nik Kelly

A person who is a idiot, who will do anything to not be viewed as a emo.

"What are you? A Nik Kelly?"

"Stop it! You are hurting my feeling!" Nik Kelly said.

by ThatNazi December 17, 2017

sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes

that person is asam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017