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Jam Etiquette

If someone is jamming, be respectful and keep your mic muted. We ask you do not speak over them/beatbox over them/interrupt them.
As everyone listens to D-koy jam room is in complete silence, this is some high-level Jam Etiquette!
by BBXC October 29, 2020
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FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase
e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020
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Pajama Jam

Is a party thrown by a person or persons in which you wear your Pajamas to.
Lisa is throwing a Pajama Jam this Friday I can't wait.
by Lisa fowl June 22, 2013
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Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.
Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!
by plummajoe May 25, 2012
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charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.
dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.
by coug09 June 17, 2011
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Blam Jam

Slang for postural hypotension, the sensation of feeling dizzy or lightheaded after standing up too fast.
"I'll be there in a minute I just had a major Blam Jam."
by Blague Czar November 21, 2021
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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