Post-Pwned

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011

n posting

Similar to shitposting but explicitly using black people or racist memes.

Jim you better stop n posting pictures of Nelson Mandela's 13 inch dark dong in my wife's ass before I beat your dick off.

by Nig took my KFC December 23, 2020

phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.

A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.

by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005

post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.

In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.

by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008

Lamp-post

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 17, 2011

Kot Posting

Kot Posting is when you post pictures of cats in #kot-posting channel at the Dar Al Anon server

"Mashallah the Floppa you posted in Kot Posting is very beautiful"
"I'm going to KotPost my stupid cat because he is very stupid and he will always be stupid"

by Roiftheabeedmaster May 29, 2021

post screamo

Post Screamo: an unofficial definition for bands which draw influence on both Screamo and modern melodic Post Hardcore. A good example of a Post Screamo band would be Alexisonfire or early material from Fear Before The March Of Flames. These bands are clearly neither Screamo or Post Hardcore but are a mixture between the two.

The debut full length from Alexisonfire clearly combines common elements found in Screamo (chaotic starts and stops, vocal driven songs) as well as elements from Post Hardcore (harmonized guitars, melodic sung vocals) therefore this must be Post Screamo.

by finedaytodie January 16, 2008