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Stong Handshake

When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.
Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*
by TheStong December 11, 2023
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Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.
Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!
by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022
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elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023
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Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.
Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.
by It's not broken July 6, 2018
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Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.
I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.
by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018
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Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?
by theseamus July 23, 2018
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Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job
Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.
by Occupational breather August 3, 2018
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