Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)

woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!

by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021

FAP

World of Warcraft term. Short for Free Action Potion.

I heard a rogue nearby, so I popped a FAP and when he tried to stun me, I pwned his silly ass.

LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!

by averybaddog August 24, 2021

cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by anonymous June 2, 2021

cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

Did you cheese fap today ?

by Cheese cap master June 2, 2021

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021