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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
by nicnac29 March 13, 2011
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Ex-skype-ted

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!
by babybel cheese September 11, 2011
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Boyfriend Ex

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.

Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.

This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.

Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”

2 “yeah, move on”

3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”

2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”

3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”

1 “huh?”

3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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Ex

My ex alana
The queen of hell
That’s really it

Fuck you I hate you
My ex Alana blackmailed my ass 9 times in a row and won’t stop talking about me
by Bassproshophat November 14, 2023
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ex

somehting given to provide assurance.
here is a example of how to draw
by abcd4gth December 24, 2023
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fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.
Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”
by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023
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