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Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind
Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021
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Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat
Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.
by puffpufflp December 14, 2021
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Trench Edging

When you are taking a shit, and you let the turd about halfway out, but then suck it back in and repeat the process. Typically used as a method of self-punishment, similar to regular edging.
A: "Bro what took you so long to get back on the game? You were gone for like an hour."
B: "Sorry bro, I was busy trench edging myself, I've been hating myself a lot recently."
by imVigin December 23, 2021
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the edge of the world

The edge of the world is an imaginary place, on the also imaginary flat earth, that many conspiracy theorists say that exists, but for some reason no one has ever registered it in photographs os videos.
They say that is because the globalist government patrol the ocean area close to it preventing anyone to come close, even though they would need more than half of the world's population working to maintain this secret from the rest of it, thus making it a completely useless effort since they could simply let them know and still keep control of the world because they would have this vast majority on their payroll.
The edge of the world does not exist! Earth is a sphere you dumb mf!
by Sr. Picles April 7, 2022
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Edge Hill University

A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff

Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
by Giggatron5645 April 16, 2022
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Edging

Edging is a lawn care technique that involves carefully caressing and working the edges until edgegasm is achieved.

Also know as edge porn or "mint edges"
That lawn edging is incredible, they must have had an edgegasm.
by Aussie Lawn Dad March 10, 2022
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edging

sexual way: pretending to give someone pleasure for them to orgasm but you don’t

non sexual way: teasing; pretending to do something but you don’t
sexual way: i’m edging my gf

non sexual way: i was edging my dog by hanging a treat over her head
by boiwhatthehellboi22 March 12, 2022
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