English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

Oral English

Oral English is the spoken version of English language. It is the representation of English words with speech sounds.

I teach Oral English in Yale Academy

by Dayo🎙️ March 15, 2023

english

a class which is torture

i dont want to go to english

by shrekisverycool March 21, 2023

English Class

Another word for "Boring".

"English class should dig its own grave".

by mdwmq March 29, 2023

English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person

Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023

English Henry

having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.

Damn, bob had an english henry last night!

by philodendrussy January 27, 2023

english einstein

this is an ironical nickname, most commonly used to describe racist white english teacher's who think reading to kill a mockingbird gives them the n word pass. this name is to describe the teachers who share a brain cell with every one of their siblings (they would have alot of them because they are very old).

teacher: oMg gUys tHeReS a WoRD cOMinG uP BuT JUst To lEt You kNOw I wOUld NEVER sAY tHIS word IN aNy oTher conTExt!1!!111 soooooooo ANYWHOO HERE IT IS:

you and your mate at the back of the classroom: wow, what an english einstein!

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023