Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.
Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro
Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.
Person 2: What is it bro
Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.
by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024
Get the Brown eagle mug.Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
Get the Spread Eagle mug.(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.
Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror
Antonym: Loser, Pigeon
Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror
Antonym: Loser, Pigeon
"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"
by andyt09 December 6, 2022
Get the Eagle mug.Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
Get the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band mug.Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
by jvrs April 16, 2023
Get the Eagles’ Tears mug.The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.
"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"
"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."
"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"
"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."
"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"
by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023
Get the Eagle Scout mug.I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.
by anonymous April 21, 2023
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