Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.

He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0

by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023

Popcorn Taki Ball

a Popcorn Taki Ball is a popcorn ball with a taki sticking in it halfway, it is meant to be ate by holding the taki and eating the popcorn ball then after you finish the ball, eat the Taki

do you have a popcorn taki ball?

yeah its good

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

balls

something that you don't have

you really think you have the balls to do this?

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

White Dress Snow Ball

A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.

Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!

by SCR69 December 23, 2023