fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.

Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.

by bluke69 April 12, 2019

Cock

A majestic body piece used by others as a ride or entertainment piece; a victim of the hand, often being beat to hell before erupting a mountain of semen.

I let a stranger fondle my cock for an easy five bucks last night.

by MajesticAlien April 13, 2019

Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Ghost Cocking

A slight shiver in your dick after getting head and cumming.

Well shiver me dicks, after I got head I was startled by a ghost cocking.

by Nichelle molet September 17, 2019

Cock over-estimator

Someone with a major superiority complex,most of the time thinking they have a massive penis

Man 1: I am the greatest butt snorkeler to ever live

Man 2: You sound like cock over-estimator, my friend

by Wilson-Toner September 20, 2019