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National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.
Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!
by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024
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National Send your bf a titty pic day

Please send me a titty pic! It’s national send your bf a titty pic day!
by nationaldefinitionguy December 18, 2024
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National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation
The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"
by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024
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National Kick a Super-Senior Day

December 20 - Kick any and all super seniors you know (People who act like one count)
Super Senior Behaviors include chasing Freshmen, Asking where their hug at, and general debauchery including being a furry
National Kick a Super-Senior Day
by DisNut December 19, 2024
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National Socalist

Geee that boy acts like a National Socalist the German workers party
Gee Mikel why do you want to be a National Socalist
by 201HH December 19, 2024
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National Booty Pic Day

25th of December is the day you have to send your partner or crush a booty pic.
Guy: It’s “national booty pic day”!

Girl: Ah that’s right
by Jammioo December 24, 2024
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National head day

December 26th is national head day- A day for everyone to give and receive head.( oral sex)
National head day is a day of giving and receiving oral sex. Every December 26th me and my best friend give each other head all day.
by Fitzscoot88 December 25, 2024
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