Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

Twisted Tounge

A phrase that encapsulates your blunder about your incomprehensible sentence.

Person 1: "tell me that the level's release though :)"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "Twisted Tounge"

by nooneshouldnomyname August 25, 2021

girl twist

When a female take something a man says and twists its into something completely different from what he had originally said.

Woman- what dress looks better?

Man- i like that one it complements your figure.

Woman- are you trying to say ill look fat in the other one!

Man- you know I didn’t say that don’t girl twist it now.

by Driftnutt May 27, 2021

Twist n Shout

A women twists on your penis knob with her mouth and farts in your face.

Twist n Shout is similar to Bop-It for adults.

by FOTB June 1, 2021

Twisted Wolf

A funny animatronic/were wolf who has great potential and is always caring and may be clumsy but that doesn’t stop him from being who he is.

Twisted Wolf has great potential that he can help as many animatronics he can that are his friends.

by XShadowWindX June 9, 2021

twisted rosing

the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra

I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.

by qwaned September 5, 2024