Queef Licker

The act of when a guy is giving a girl oral sex and she queefs in his mouth

Guy: (licking cooter)
Girl: (farts...out of the vagina)
Guy: (unsatisfied)
Girl: Your such a queef licker!!

by Miss Queefy October 19, 2010

queef nigga

A male or female who thinks materialistic goods can make him or her's social status higher than it currently is. Also be aware this person may talk big game, But deep down inside you know it's a Queef Nigga.

Yeah don't pay any mind to that girl over there she's just a Queef Nigga, who ain't about shit.

by Osam December 27, 2016

Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009

butt queef

An anal release of air, that usually has an unfriendly stench.

Also known as a fart.

ItaLy ftw: yo, ToRoNoX I just butt queefed, did you smell it?
ToRoNox: ya niggah, I can smell it from a mile away

by ItaLy ftw June 2, 2010

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.

Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.

by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015

Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first

I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.

by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019