Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023