Oil Spill

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep

“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”

by 2ofDiamonds June 19, 2023

Ariel's Oil Spill

When Ariel from The Little Mermaid gets wet and it's not cause of the ocean~

Damn, Did you see Ariel's Oil Spill when I went to see her last night, I just had to get some of that Fussy!

by Luna_spam June 27, 2023

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 10, 2023

oil gear

Waterproof clothing consisting of overall pants and a rain jacket used on the deck of a boat or anywhere you might get wet.

Old lobster traps tears up your oil gear.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

Oil

America wants alot of it for some reason

no need for a definition for oil

by Jdkdjdnsnzndmd January 21, 2023

Oil

The sweet American, Miracle Juice. If you have it, Prepared to get Liberated by America.. THEY WANT OIL!!!!!!

Bob: "Hey America, have you heard Canada has Oil?"
America: "WHAT? THEY DO? WHY HAVENT THEY TOLD US? TIME TO GIVE CANADA A TASTE OF SOME LIBERTY"

by OILOILOILOILOILOIL February 3, 2023