Jacob kelly

A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights

He's cute he must be a Jacob kelly

by Hamsey999999 December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Danielle Kelly

A strong soul who never gives up. she always care for everyone and is very loving she always gives the beat advice and is the sweetest.

who’s that

it’s Danielle Kelly

by MexicanLawnMoer December 8, 2019

Kellie

Kellie is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet, all you secrets are safe with her. She beautiful beyond compare and for some unknown reason, has a thing for short guys. She can serious or fun, she can be wierd or normal, but most of all, she can be anybody's best friend. She is totally ablivious when a guy is flirting with her and will deny it if you point it out. She will never want to hurt anyone and if you mess with her will just walk away, but her best friend won't and will probably kick your ass.

Dan, Kellie is so hot

Yeah, that girl called her ugly out of jealousy

Oh shit, here comes MK
(PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, SLAP)

by Kellie's BFF December 14, 2019

Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

kellies

A group of sexy rugby girls who loose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kellie” and obey her every word. Every individual Kellie loves every other kellie

The kellies made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019