Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

ghost hickies

when you wake up or sit up after being in an awkward position and you have red marks that look like hickies

Boy: Where did you get those hickies?
Girl: Oh, these are ghost hickies. I slept all twisted up last night.

by ooferz May 27, 2018

Ghost-blowing

The metaphorical dick sucking of a friend/colleague with a high regard of praise to others while the aforementioned friend/colleague is not around.

Cody was ghost-blowing you yesterday for your skill with the ladies.

by McFuzznut April 27, 2022

checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022

Posh Ghosted

When someone texts you back with excitement but then immediately ghosts you forever with no provocation in order to boost their ego

Example:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hey!
Person 1: So how is Quebec?
...................................Dialogue Ended...
Person 1 thoughts: Damn I got posh ghosted

by Pyrrhic_revolt March 28, 2022

ghost friend

a ghost friend is an acquaintance that act like friends with, but they don't state that they're your friend out loud. maybe someone you know is nice to you and always greets you (maybe they're just friendly/nice, but you can still consider them as a ghost friend)

although others may think you have a literal friend that's a ghost, you can explain the other definition for it.

i bumped into my ghost friend today, it was so funny yet embarrassing, lol

in math, my ghost friend and i laughed so hard, i love them

by kokopurin88 February 10, 2022

Greek Ghost

When you put a bedsheet over a girl and cum all over her while she is screaming

Nick gave Helen a Greek Ghost last night.

by auxzq May 26, 2021