Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.

Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!

by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022

Wook flu

An illness contracted due to being at a show surrounded by repulsive odors stemming from armpits, feet, dreadlocks, and unidentifiable second hand smoke. Usually lasting 2-5 days it is not lethal but will put you out of commission.

How was the show?
“It was intergalactic super spacey. But Wooks got the best of me night 3 I felt it coming… woke up Monday with full blown Wook flu”

by Lot_master_rickee January 13, 2026